So, I know that everyone that has dealt with standards has the same deep, innate respect for the PDF format that I do. Just like the OSI 7 layer networking model, the PDF has gracefully grown over time. Well thought out, without any accumulated cruft, the PDF stands tall as the format every one of us points to as - "That's what I want to be when I grow up." And then I wake up and change my t-shirt from the cold sweat that has soaked through. (We're just going to go ahead and break the fourth wall here, because the next number is hard to joke about.) I was doing some research, and I wanted to make some joke about the number of PDFs out there, and then I saw…